QUOTE(armoredpundit @ May 27 2008, 05:53 AM)

Energy spent hating is wasted.
It's not because I'm Canadian that I hate America. I even think that Canada should join the United States (of America) and the United States (of Mexico ; not kidding - Estados Unidos Mexicanos) in a huge North American union like these faggy Europeans did.
Except, we'd be all full of kickass and shit and we wouldn't have pseudo-socialist welfare nets for people that fail at life, like people who suck at it. Social nets like health insurance and welfare are like games where you have saves right before a boss. It's not hardcore and not awesome. When you fail you should start from the start of the motherfucking dungeon, not carebeared right in front. "Oh you spent your life spreading your legs for money/cocaine and are now on the verge of suicide! That's ok, have 5 1-UPs and try again!"
It would also make Mexican illegal immigration irrelevant, because they'd already be in America when in Mexico. Mexicans would no longer steal jobs from Americans. Instead, Americans would be stealing jobs from Americans. And how can an American hate a fellow American?
We should also make South America join. So the President of the United States of America (surprise!) could be like "lol chavez ur jst teh prsidant of the provunss of venezuela beat it k fag" or "moralez lol fuk u columbia ur fired".
Downfalls would include lowering the Union's scores on standard worldwide tests (half of America can't situate Texas on a map - how many can situate Belize or St. Kitts and Nevis in your opinion?) and having Mexicans as neighbors that you can't report to the nearest embassy. Also, mandatory Spanish classes, as Spanish would now be the dominant language. And we'd have to share our North American wealth with the druggies from Colombia and the commies from Venezuela.
Oh, and yeah. I'm Canadian Zeca. American if we refer to continents, but Canadian if we refer to clumsy borders separating two countries which are just the same anyway.
you got some crazy ideas my friend. Lets do it.